@LilFluff I use some kinda thingy that might be PostmarketOS/Alpine/GNU/Linux on my phone. It exists. I can use it to web, email, chat, SMS, telecom, and *nix things. For me it was infinitely easier to install than a working LineageOS (installs were on different devices, each device was designed for the OS), but I do have more experience installing GNU/Linux than Android/Linux so I might be a bit biased.